Who would make a better commander in chief? George Bush or a monkey on roller skates?

The monkey, at least it is smart enough to be able to learn how to roller skate.

Who would make a better commander in chief? George Bush or a monkey on roller skates?
Typical liberal. Look at the votes your question got, 75% of the people thought your question was stupid and 80% of the people thought the answer you picked as best was stupid. More proof liberals are stuck on stupid... Report It

Reply:i know bush is an idiot and a hillybilly hick, but try to respect him, he is ur president! JK!
Reply:the monkey might, but all the throw of poop and masturbating could be a problem
Reply:aren't they the same thing? :p
Reply:I wasn't aware you could skate?
Reply:The monkey
Reply:Sorry, I'm confused - WHICH one is intelligent enough to learn how to roller skate?
Reply:They're both entertaining to watch, in a sick kind of way. The monkey would do less damage, though.





If you think about it, statistically the monkey would be correct about half the time on "yes or no" questions. Is that a better percentage than Bush?
Reply:A cracked-out monkey on ice skates..
Reply:I'm sure the terrorist wish Kerry was the Commander in Chief...
Reply:George Bush!!!!
Reply:Bush
Reply:If the monkey is sitting on her shoulder and telling her what to do, Hiillary Clinton may qualify as a general ( general this and general that )
Reply:I'm votin' for the monkey.
Reply:an iguana would make a better prez than bush.
Reply:Bush. I'm supposing the monkey is Kerry and his mighty spitball army.
Reply:A monkey on rollar skates, he is using this war for $, what an @$$!



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