Can you get to heaven on roller skates?

no you can't get to Heaven on roller skates! slide right past those Pearly Gates....all my sins have washed away, i've been redeemed!





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Can you get to heaven on roller skates?
I'm not really sure, but I heard that they open the gates without asking any questions if you arrive on roller-blades.
Reply:I cannot can you?
Reply:SURE YOU CAN want to come with me?
Reply:only if die with them on
Reply:I'm not sure, but don't try getting there on a paper kite, you'll go straight to hell.
Reply:Knowing you...that might be a tad difficult?....smile
Reply:Sure; if you fall and break your neck or something, lol.
Reply:Why not.
Reply:YOU SURE YOUR A PREACHERS DAUGHTER??, Give you a nickel if you ask Dad that one..The good Lord takes all that asks even with the roller skates sweety..love ya, your friend from Tennessee....ROB
Reply:Yes if you get run over and killed by a lorry while out roller skating.
Reply:I guess, if you died while roller skating.
Reply:just pick up some when you get there iam sure they would b


better designed.
Reply:yes! because you will be hit by a speeding teenager while skating!
Reply:Well I certainly couldnt. I cant even stand up in the dam things lol, if I wore them I might end up in heaven though....
Reply:No you need rockets








oh whatever, yes you can
Reply:yes. provided all other criteria are met.



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